Wednesday 31 October 2007

Joke

Did you hear Donald and Daisy Duck visited a marriage guidance counsellor last week?
"He called me st
upid," quacked Daisy.
"No I didnt," replied Donald, "I Said You Were F*****g Goofy"



Rachael xxxx

Tuesday 30 October 2007

SEAL on This Morning

hey.



just a quick update.



I was watching This Morning and the Fab SEAL was on their week couch doing an interview. He seemed like such a genuinely nice guy. he was talkin about his childhood and what his album means and his new single ad all that. Aww, bless him. he just seemed lovely.



Anyway, thats all. Go buy his new album. its either out now or out soon. i havent heard all the songs but he sang his new song Amazing after the interview and it was good!


Rachael xxxx

Monday 29 October 2007

Quote of The Day




“[Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.”
- California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger tells the new issue of GQ
Rachael xxxx

Sunday 28 October 2007

Update....

Well, at Church today I got pulled up by Liz for not writing in my blog (haha, just kidding)...so here it goes.

It might be long kos i'll have loads to say or it might e short has I have forgotten most stuff...also might be mixed up chronologically too.

1. I had a talk for uni on Tuesday. I have doing these things. I get so nervous becaus eyou see the person who is marking you's reaction straight away. Whereas with an essay you just had it in and they write down whether or not its good. So I was so nervous when i got up to do it. butasi started it was ok. people kept cumin in late so i got to have a wee stop every so often. people thought it'd get on my nerves or throw me off but it didnt really bother me. Also one of these wee people who check everyone is in the right room came in and thought i was the lecturer which was funny. so i got a minute break because of that to.
The Lecturer said something like "that was a good insight into...." blah blah blah. I hear you ask what my talk was about. A very exciting topic i must say. My task was to: "assess the effectiveness of law enforcement in the 18th century"


2. Also, woohoo. i got my first job ever. paperchase in borders. im so excited i cant wait. would be fun. i love love love that place. i hope i get a good wee discount aswell as in borders.

3. Jeeze I thought i had loads to tell but evidently i dont at this moment in time....

4. Oh aye. It's my good friend Chris's birthday soon and next weekend all the 2nd year Criminologists are gunna be living it up in East Kilbride. I'll have to keep everyone in check as i am not he drinker of the group. Unfortunately I will be missing church tho next weekend then (sorry! lol). Should be a good laugh. Last time when e all went out for pub golf we seemed to have bonded quite a bit so hopefully this will be the same. I think Meghan will help me find a nice East Kilbride boy..i think thats guna be hard im told.. Haha...just kidding people!!! My meeting of East Kilbride people has actually been quite good. two of my best friends are from there so its all good.

5. Oh yeah. Lets get to my laptop. I'll try and start from the beginning and make it as shoort as i can. Right, so i got a laptop for my birthday in June. So, everything was going fine untill one day it just wouldnt switch on. so i had to send it away. then i got it back and there were scratches all over it. not only that but when i tured it on it said Advent instead of Philips. Moreover, it was then saying that my Norton Antivirus was out of date after like 4 months even tho it was a Year long subscription. I sooooo wasn't happy. So it got shipped off again and then it came back with a new lid and the lid had a big whole in it. this was because, i assume, they just put any old cover on it and they picked out the name from the cover. so i wasnt happy about this and in short i managed to get a new one. He is a Toshiba and He's called LouLou Jnr but Jnr for short.
Me and Gill are arranging a play date for Jnr and Doonny soon. Just as friends tho mind.

6. I just heard Leona Lewis's new song Bleeding Love, and I have to say i really like it. Its good that she took the time out to get great songs that suited her than doing what most of the winners of these shows do and churn our cover after cover. Funny thing is is that i didnt really rate her when she was in teh X-Factor so she has converted me into being a fan.

7. I keep remembering things. The FAB Lee Evans is going on tour nxt year and hopefully i shall get tickets to go too THE WORLDS FUNNIEST COMEDIAN!!!! I think his Live in Scotland and his XL tour is his absolute best. He's actually a great singer. he does the comedy songs at the end of his acts and i think his live in Scotland one is s ooo funny.

8. OMG! I cannae believe i nearly forgot to tell you all about this. Well i went to the Rangers vs. Barcelona game. Anywayz, guess who half time guest was...go on....take a guess....a wild stab in the dark.... Yup! You guessed it! The Best Defender Rangers has seen! The best captain they' ve had too. The LEGEND that is Lorenzo Amoruso! My friends Gill and Al work for Rock Steady so they both got to see him up close. When i was on my way to the game Gill txtd me to tell me and also al txtd me during the game before half time. So, when half time came i was going mental. I was a one was choir singing "There's One Amoruso". it was brilliant. he was bowing to everyone and i was screaming. Yeah, ok, i turn into a big girl when Amo is around. but i am a proper footy fan otherwise. i dont go just for the cute men in shorts....thats just a bonus!
Anywayz, my dad's two mates and one of his friends went out in glasgow after the game and wel to a bar ( i think it was hte All Bar One bar place) and who do they sit beside the WHOLE NIGHT but none other than LORENZO AMORUSO! I was gutted when i found out. so jealous! He's getting some serious stalkin done against him next year in Italy. Haha.. First Stop- His Restaurant in Florence!


I think that's all i have tosay at the moment but if i have anything else to say dont worry i'll try my best to update it!

Rachael xxxx

p.s. I seriously reccommend you watch: Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Heroes and Without A Trace.